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Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:40 pm  |
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He is taken to the hospital by ambulance and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister and noting the severe pain he is in, the doctor goes ahead and prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative and a V-iagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will V-iagra do for him now, Doctor?"
"It will keep the sheet off his legs."
 What can I say? It is 4.30 am and I have been unable to sleep all night... |
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SKIN: combination, reactive to climate changes and extremely fair. "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne |
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:11 pm |
That's great!
Thanks for the laugh. |
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:29 pm |
Thanks for the laugh, tiger_tim!
After the day I've had...I needed a good chuckle!!!
xoxo |
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32, Fair Skin, combo/break-out prone. Simple routine of REN No. 1 Purity Cleansing Balm and Argan oil as a moisturizer; Clarisonic when needed. That's it! |
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:12 pm |
| Too cute! |
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:41 pm |
Thanks, tiger...I needed a good laugh |
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:14 pm |
great way to start my day off  |
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Location: Denmark. Me = 32, think I'm combo without oiliness + sometimes sensitive. Have noticed that skin doesn't heal as quickly anymore and I've developed fine lines around my eyes... Hormonal breakouts which are sometimes cystic. PCOS |
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Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:52 pm |
Haha! That was really funny!  |
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:27 am |
Tiger_tim, I wish you would stay up every night and supply us with a few more. Loved it.  |
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Skin: Over 60, ex combination now sensitive, Cellcosmet |
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:35 pm |
| Tiger_tim, So funny - keep the jokes coming!! You have such good ones. Thanks a lot !! |
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Asian-40's-combination/dehydrated skin-on endless quest for perfect skin-like you! |
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Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:15 am |
| Thanks, Tiger-Tim, I'm so tried after working my 12+hours at the hospital, but that joke made me really LOL. It's not funny but did you know that a guy can break his penis. That's gotta hurt like h***, or can say that on this forum? Anyway, almost time for bed at 0915. Thanks. |
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Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:32 pm |
| Great Joke Tiger_tim - more sleepless nights please |
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:32 am |
| I didn't see that one coming.... |
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40. Routine: OCM, ThayersRoseToner as needed, Dr. Denese Dream Cream and Eye Cream |
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