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Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:54 am  |
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you
start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for
High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.  |
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Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:15 pm |
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Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:42 pm |
| That does sound a lot better, doesn't it? |
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Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:08 pm |
| Amen to that! |
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51 years old/brunette/normal- oily medium skin. |
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Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:36 pm |
YESSSSS, I always think it should be like that...
and have all the retire money to enjoy life while you have the health and energy at the same time 
God, are you hearing this ?
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Normal/Combo, prone to freckles, dry cheeks sometimes. Early 30s. React to products FAST. |
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:05 pm |
lmao!
That is a good one!
Thank you for sharing!
Bosoxy. |
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:41 am |
| Thanks for posting that, I needed a laugh. |
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27~Texas~Oily~ fair~ breakout prone~ easily congested~Cysts caused by emotional stress~ Using Ayurvedic skin care and philosophy~ Dry brushing body and face~ On strict less is more routine~ We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars~ Oscar Wilde |
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:36 pm |
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Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:45 pm |
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Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:40 am |
 Trying to figure out how we could get it accomplished! That would be great. |
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