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Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:31 pm  |
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I
go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure
enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,
Drove them to school, came home and picked up
the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,
vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on
the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,
Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded
the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M . he was exhausted and,
though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was
expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord,
I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being
able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned
your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night". |
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Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:11 pm |
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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh Crap, She's up!" Unknown |
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Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:26 pm |
LMAO Winnie 
This reminds me of a cartoon in Glamour mag about 7 yrs ago. The hubby comes home from work to find dirty dishes in the sink, food boiling over on the stove, kids running around dirty and half-dressed, the cat on the counter, clothes all over the floor, etc ( you get the pic). He says to his wife, "What's going on here?" She replies, "You know how you ask me what I did all day and I say 'Nothing'? Well, I didn't do it today!" I still chuckle to this day thinking about it  |
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Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:07 pm |
| Very cute! |
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Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:14 pm |
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:05 am |
| Thats a good one!! |
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:59 am |
yes, it is so true. 
It reminds me of the joke
Q; how many men does it take to replace an empty toilet roll 
A; Nobody knows as it's never been done before.
This also made me chuckle
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:16 am |
| loopylori wrote: |
Q; how many men does it take to replace an empty toilet roll
A; Nobody knows as it's never been done before. |
So true! |
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:16 am |
| good one |
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:40 pm |
Thanks for the laugh, Winnie!!
Mary |
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:45 pm |
aaaaaaaaaaah!
very good.
LoopyLori, that has tears running down my face.
I love the idea of the role play they will do to figure out about where to put an empty milk carton. I can really see it, and it's cracking me up.. |
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:58 pm |
This reminds me of work last week - we have a ladies room and a men's room and in the men's room, someone left an empty roll on the holder, so Dan, a co-worker and the unfortunate next person in, took his pen out of his pocket and wrote on the empty roll "Who's the asshole?"
We all got quite the chuckle out of it!
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Maria, early 50's, post meno, normal to dry skin, more dry in winter, some sun damage... |
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:06 pm |
| Thanks for posting this! |
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Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:03 pm |
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:59 am |
| Love them both. Thanks for sharing. |
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Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:03 pm |
| Thanks for a good laugh! |
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Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:59 pm |
 Good one  |
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