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Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:50 pm  |
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I
answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a
lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out
for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street. Anyway,
I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I
just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again
and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my
Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the garage and then hide behind it
so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It
was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the
valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this
something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:06 pm |
| - that's a good one! |
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:35 am |
| , funny |
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:34 pm |
| buwahahaha ... omg ... that is SO good. |
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mid 40's, Hawaiian/Japanese, combo skin, med/dark complexion. "If life hands you lemons, throw them at your enemies" |
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:14 pm |
| Too funny |
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blonde, blue eyes, fair, normal/dry skin, 53 |
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:48 pm |
| Rjez wrote: |
| buwahahaha ... omg ... that is SO good. |
I thought so too! Even my husband loved it!  |
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:29 pm |
| tam wrote: |
| Rjez wrote: |
| buwahahaha ... omg ... that is SO good. |
I thought so too! Even my husband loved it! |
That's EXACTLY whom I sent it to. Geez, it could be 30 degrees below zero, but if an exotic car drives by, hubby just HAS to open his window to 'hear the engine'. |
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mid 40's, Hawaiian/Japanese, combo skin, med/dark complexion. "If life hands you lemons, throw them at your enemies" |
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:50 pm |
| Good one!!! |
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:49 am |
Tam,
Hilarious. That one I am going to forward! |
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35, combo skin, can be acne prone; use Decleor, PSF 02, SKII products and anything that works including ancient voodoo hee hee. London based. |
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:44 am |
| I'm forwarding this too - very funny!! |
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:47 am |
| Rjez wrote: |
| That's EXACTLY whom I sent it to. Geez, it could be 30 degrees below zero, but if an exotic car drives by, hubby just HAS to open his window to 'hear the engine'. |
Glad my DH isnt the only one!  |
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27~Texas~Oily~ fair~ breakout prone~ easily congested~Cysts caused by emotional stress~ Using Ayurvedic skin care and philosophy~ Dry brushing body and face~ On strict less is more routine~ We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars~ Oscar Wilde |
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:35 am |
| Very cute! |
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| tam wrote: |
| Rjez wrote: |
| buwahahaha ... omg ... that is SO good. |
I thought so too! Even my husband loved it! |
One of a very few jokes I sent hubby lately that he thought was funny! He thought it was hilarious.
Ari |
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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh Crap, She's up!" Unknown |
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:17 pm |
| Very funny and so true |
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45, combo skin not sensitive, dark undereye circles - have resigned myself to perfecting concealer application |
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:38 am |
i thought this was a serious dilemma til then |
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:50 am |
| funny |
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:31 am |
| It's toooo funny!~ |
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