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Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:33 pm |
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...........
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD & WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK
SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN
EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME
REALLY GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE
CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS
STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN
WHEN WE SIT ON IT. (or worse, both lids are UP!)
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT. |
_________________ Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too. ~ Voltaire www.Candessence.com |
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:53 pm |
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2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD & WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND |
OMG I have seen this too often. Not only woman but men (who can't dance) think they are the BEST DANCERS when drunk. |
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:19 pm |
LOL That's too funny, yet somewhat sad and pathetic all at the same time. I've seen this all too often myself as well. All I can say is thank God I don't drink much. |
_________________ Global Butterfly & Certified Aromatherapist/Holisitc Therapist with a passion for travel and natural health. |
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:22 pm |
I am one who is guilty of this list |
_________________ Simple but No Simplier...Approaching late 20s, Normal/Combination Skin, Rarely Breakout now but have some old acne marks, sunspots, & broken caps |
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:27 pm |
I have absolutely no comment since I ummmm had a few myself last nite at dinner, I am just thanking the God's that I was in a resturant and not a BAR!!! Or more of that list might apply.... |
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:30 pm |
Thank you for reminding me why I don't drink anymore!!! |
_________________ moi: Fair skin, green eyes, dark brown hair, 20's |
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Mabsy
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:51 pm |
I went to an outdoors Scissor Sisters concert last night and ended up loosing one of my shoes. I was wondering how on earth I did that but #12 explains that perfectly to me now |
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:49 pm |
SO TRUE!!!
I think 95% of women who drink are guilty of at least one of those.
How about this one?:
13. WE DISCOVER THAT WOW, WE REALLY DO KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO ALL THE SONGS!
(Well, at least, that would be me... I somehow can all of a sudden sing along to those songs I don't know by heart b/c I feel I can predict what word is coming next . GOOD thing nobody can hear me! ) |
_________________ early-mid 30s || oily-combination, sensitive & acne-prone skin || mild breakouts (Aczone helps a lot) || occasional eczema rashes || fine lines around eyes || very dark under eye cirlces- concealer a must || very fair neutral-warm complexion, blue eyes, blonde hair |
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:50 pm |
Mabsy wrote: |
I went to an outdoors Scissor Sisters concert last night and ended up loosing one of my shoes. I was wondering how on earth I did that but #12 explains that perfectly to me now |
Mabsy, did you ever find your shoe? If not, hopefully it didn't belong to one of your favorite pairs! |
_________________ early-mid 30s || oily-combination, sensitive & acne-prone skin || mild breakouts (Aczone helps a lot) || occasional eczema rashes || fine lines around eyes || very dark under eye cirlces- concealer a must || very fair neutral-warm complexion, blue eyes, blonde hair |
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:18 pm |
Dancing on the tables is one too. - at my hens night. |
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:21 pm |
Gosh, a few of those seem somewhat familiar. |
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Mabsy
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:28 pm |
amnis wrote: |
Mabsy, did you ever find your shoe? If not, hopefully it didn't belong to one of your favorite pairs! |
Nope I took my shoes off because of balance issues (not what you think, it's a concert stage in the botanical gardens and the audience sit/stand on a big grassy hill in front of the stage - hard to dance on a sloping grassy hill when you have heels (and a few drinks) ). Once everyone started dancing one of the shoes just disappeared and there was too much rubbish and too many people to go looking for it.
It is one of my fave pairs of shoes but I like them so much that I bought a second pair after a while - so now I have three shoes and still have "quota" to lose one more |
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:58 pm |
Those were the good old days |
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:47 am |
haha, so interesting.
but i only little drink, never smoke. |
_________________ i am i. |
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:55 am |
Oh God it's all TRUE!! I have been guilty of a few of those and then some.... especially No.13 (compliments of Amnis). Only I take it a step further and really believe I can SING!! And SING really, really well!!! (sadly I've been told that is not the case) |
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:06 am |
:hungover: Checks in...
....and checks out! |
_________________ my new jewellery website:www.gentle-medusa.com |
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:12 am |
! Brings back way too many memories of my mis-spent youth! |
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:41 am |
I'm also guilty of all the above! I wonder why alcohol makes us think we are the sexiest woman in the room...I'm so glad that I don't do the bar scene any longer...who wants to see a 40 year old woman dancing like a stripper after too many shooters?? |
_________________ PROUD FTM @ 40 TO CARTER-BORN APRIL 12, 2006...Sensitive dry skintype...prone to excema |
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:17 am |
Been there.
Done that. |
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:34 am |
Hey lady - don't sell yourself short! Been told by the young lads at work that 40 is the new 20! WooHOO!
Get up on that table and shake your money maker MAMA!
moosette wrote: |
I'm also guilty of all the above! I wonder why alcohol makes us think we are the sexiest woman in the room...I'm so glad that I don't do the bar scene any longer...who wants to see a 40 year old woman dancing like a stripper after too many shooters?? |
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_________________ Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too. ~ Voltaire www.Candessence.com |
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:43 am |
UH!
Reading that sooo makes me want to dress up and go out and play!
You only live once. As far as we know. |
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:15 am |
Winnie wrote: |
Not only woman but men (who can't dance) think they are the BEST DANCERS when drunk. |
I actually am the best dancer in the world whilst drunk. Honest. |
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:23 am |
uh huh.... go Major, go Major gonna party like it's your birthday!
majorb wrote: |
Winnie wrote: |
Not only woman but men (who can't dance) think they are the BEST DANCERS when drunk. |
I actually am the best dancer in the world whilst drunk. Honest. |
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_________________ Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too. ~ Voltaire www.Candessence.com |
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:13 pm |
majorb wrote: |
I actually am the best dancer in the world whilst drunk. Honest. |
Hey, not only can I dance like a goddess but apparently I am the fount of all knowledge on just about any subject you might care to bring up. Cringe.... |
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