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Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:33 pm      Reply with quote
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...........

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD & WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK
SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN
EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME
REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE
CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS
STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN
WHEN WE SIT ON IT. (or worse, both lids are UP!)

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

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Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:38 pm      Reply with quote
rofl rofl rofl
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:53 pm      Reply with quote
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2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD & WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND


OMG I have seen this too often. Not only woman but men (who can't dance) think they are the BEST DANCERS when drunk. Laughing Laughing
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:19 pm      Reply with quote
LOL That's too funny, yet somewhat sad and pathetic all at the same time. Laughing I've seen this all too often myself as well. All I can say is thank God I don't drink much. Wink

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Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:22 pm      Reply with quote
I am one who is guilty of this list Embarassed

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Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:27 pm      Reply with quote
I have absolutely no comment Shock since I ummmm had a few myself last nite at dinner, I am just thanking the God's that I was in a resturant and not a BAR!!! Or more of that list might apply.... Wink
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:30 pm      Reply with quote
Thank you for reminding me why I don't drink anymore!!! Razz

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Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:51 pm      Reply with quote
I went to an outdoors Scissor Sisters concert last night and ended up loosing one of my shoes. I was wondering how on earth I did that but #12 explains that perfectly to me now Smile
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:49 pm      Reply with quote
SO TRUE!!! rofl

I think 95% of women who drink are guilty of at least one of those.


How about this one?:

13. WE DISCOVER THAT WOW, WE REALLY DO KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO ALL THE SONGS!

(Well, at least, that would be me... I somehow can all of a sudden sing along to those songs I don't know by heart b/c I feel I can predict what word is coming next Embarassed Anxious . GOOD thing nobody can hear me! Laughing)

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Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:50 pm      Reply with quote
Mabsy wrote:
I went to an outdoors Scissor Sisters concert last night and ended up loosing one of my shoes. I was wondering how on earth I did that but #12 explains that perfectly to me now Smile


Laughing Mabsy, did you ever find your shoe? If not, hopefully it didn't belong to one of your favorite pairs!

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Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:18 pm      Reply with quote
Laughing

Dancing on the tables is one too. - at my hens night.
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:21 pm      Reply with quote
Gosh, a few of those seem somewhat familiar. Laughing
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:28 pm      Reply with quote
amnis wrote:
Laughing Mabsy, did you ever find your shoe? If not, hopefully it didn't belong to one of your favorite pairs!


Nope Smile I took my shoes off because of balance issues (not what you think, it's a concert stage in the botanical gardens and the audience sit/stand on a big grassy hill in front of the stage - hard to dance on a sloping grassy hill when you have heels (and a few drinks) Smile). Once everyone started dancing one of the shoes just disappeared Confused and there was too much rubbish and too many people to go looking for it.

It is one of my fave pairs of shoes but I like them so much that I bought a second pair after a while Very Happy - so now I have three shoes and still have "quota" to lose one more Laughing
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:58 pm      Reply with quote
Those were the good old days Very Happy
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:47 am      Reply with quote
haha, so interesting.

but i only little drink, never smoke.

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Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:55 am      Reply with quote
rofl Oh God it's all TRUE!! I have been guilty of a few of those and then some.... especially No.13 (compliments of Amnis). Only I take it a step further and really believe I can SING!! And SING really, really well!!! Wink (sadly I've been told that is not the case)
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:06 am      Reply with quote
:hungover: Checks in...


....and checks out!

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Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:12 am      Reply with quote
rofl! Brings back way too many memories of my mis-spent youth!
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:41 am      Reply with quote
Laughing I'm also guilty of all the above! I wonder why alcohol makes us think we are the sexiest woman in the room...I'm so glad that I don't do the bar scene any longer...who wants to see a 40 year old woman dancing like a stripper after too many shooters?? Razz

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Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:17 am      Reply with quote
Been there.
Done that.
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:34 am      Reply with quote
Hey lady - don't sell yourself short! Been told by the young lads at work that 40 is the new 20! WooHOO!

Get up on that table and shake your money maker MAMA! Image

moosette wrote:
Laughing I'm also guilty of all the above! I wonder why alcohol makes us think we are the sexiest woman in the room...I'm so glad that I don't do the bar scene any longer...who wants to see a 40 year old woman dancing like a stripper after too many shooters?? Razz

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Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:43 am      Reply with quote
UH! Very Happy
Reading that sooo makes me want to dress up and go out and play!

You only live once. As far as we know.
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:15 am      Reply with quote
Winnie wrote:
Not only woman but men (who can't dance) think they are the BEST DANCERS when drunk. Laughing Laughing


I actually am the best dancer in the world whilst drunk. Honest. Cool Laughing
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:23 am      Reply with quote
Rolling Eyes uh huh....Image go Major, go Major gonna party like it's your birthday!Image

majorb wrote:
Winnie wrote:
Not only woman but men (who can't dance) think they are the BEST DANCERS when drunk. Laughing Laughing


I actually am the best dancer in the world whilst drunk. Honest. Cool Laughing

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Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:13 pm      Reply with quote
majorb wrote:
I actually am the best dancer in the world whilst drunk. Honest. Cool Laughing


Hey, not only can I dance like a goddess but apparently I am the fount of all knowledge on just about any subject you might care to bring up. Cringe....
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