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Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:31 am      Reply with quote
I just saw this and it made me laugh. Thought I'd share it Very Happy


In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for ------------------. After careful consideration by a team of
government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp announced today that ------------------ will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT &DO.


Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and ------------------ today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:41 am      Reply with quote
Laughing don't get any of the mumble jumble about the words or what it's about (forgive me, I've got the sneezies and a cold comeing out full on) but I did get the funnies about perky boobs and stiffies in 2040 Laughing Laughing

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Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:51 am      Reply with quote
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I will have to email that to a few friends.

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Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:56 am      Reply with quote
katee , that's twice you got me today. Mycoxafloppin, and when I was researching something or other here on the board and found a thread in which you asked someone called "iwantapony' exactly what way she wanted a pony.

Ok so it's not what most people could call romance, but it's the best my valentine's day is offering. Laughing

Love it.
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:47 am      Reply with quote
Ruth. Read this out loud to yourself. You'll get it. Laughing

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Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:08 pm      Reply with quote
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I will have to email that to a few friends.


Me, too! Laughing Laughing

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Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:32 pm      Reply with quote
thx for the info.
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:43 pm      Reply with quote
Sidda wrote:
Ruth. Read this out loud to yourself. You'll get it. Laughing


I've got a cold coming on full as well, and so I took your advice after reading it the first time in my head and not getting it. Ok, ok, so I get it now Laughing Laughing Laughing .

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Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:53 pm      Reply with quote
Katee- You are too funny! Laughing Laughing Bad Grin Laughing

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Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:07 pm      Reply with quote
Splutter!!! "Mycoxafloppin"!?! Another one for the company internal email system Laughing.
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:51 pm      Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Way funny this is bound for circulation aomngst my friends. Thanks!
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:13 pm      Reply with quote
THIS is why I always look forward to reading a post by Katee Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:27 am      Reply with quote
Katee, thanks for putting a smile on my face.

I have just sent the link for your thread to my mother. Bad Grin Bad Grin
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:14 am      Reply with quote
YOUR MOTHER !!!! rofl rofl rofl
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:09 am      Reply with quote
Hey, I sent it to my Dad! He thought it was pretty funny once he realised it wasn't a hint....
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