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Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:31 am |
I just saw this and it made me laugh. Thought I'd share it
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for ------------------. After careful consideration by a team of
government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp announced today that ------------------ will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT &DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and ------------------ today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:41 am |
don't get any of the mumble jumble about the words or what it's about (forgive me, I've got the sneezies and a cold comeing out full on) but I did get the funnies about perky boobs and stiffies in 2040 |
_________________ Location: Denmark. Me = 32, think I'm combo without oiliness + sometimes sensitive. Have noticed that skin doesn't heal as quickly anymore and I've developed fine lines around my eyes... Hormonal breakouts which are sometimes cystic. PCOS |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:51 am |
I will have to email that to a few friends. |
_________________ 50, happy reluma user started 16.6.12 original formula. PMD user. started LouLou's ageless regime. |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:56 am |
katee , that's twice you got me today. Mycoxafloppin, and when I was researching something or other here on the board and found a thread in which you asked someone called "iwantapony' exactly what way she wanted a pony.
Ok so it's not what most people could call romance, but it's the best my valentine's day is offering.
Love it. |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:47 am |
Ruth. Read this out loud to yourself. You'll get it. |
_________________ tenderlovingwork.com, astonishing handmade gifts |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:08 pm |
loopylori wrote: |
I will have to email that to a few friends. |
Me, too! |
_________________ 43, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties and a pup) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:32 pm |
thx for the info. |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:43 pm |
Sidda wrote: |
Ruth. Read this out loud to yourself. You'll get it. |
I've got a cold coming on full as well, and so I took your advice after reading it the first time in my head and not getting it. Ok, ok, so I get it now . |
_________________ 20; light/ fair-toned with freckles on cheeks/nose since I could remember; combo skin w/ Oily forehead, chin prone to acne. Green/brown eyes; growing to love my medium/ dark brown hair. |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:53 pm |
Katee- You are too funny! |
_________________ 40, fair skinned, dark hair, blue eyes |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:07 pm |
Splutter!!! "Mycoxafloppin"!?! Another one for the company internal email system . |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:31 pm |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:51 pm |
Way funny this is bound for circulation aomngst my friends. Thanks! |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:13 pm |
THIS is why I always look forward to reading a post by Katee |
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:27 am |
Katee, thanks for putting a smile on my face.
I have just sent the link for your thread to my mother. |
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:14 am |
YOUR MOTHER !!!! |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:09 am |
Hey, I sent it to my Dad! He thought it was pretty funny once he realised it wasn't a hint.... |
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