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Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:18 am  |
Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
I have a Labrador Retriever, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (Duh!)
On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?
I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.
I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing. |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:10 am |
 Love it, can't stop laughing. |
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Skin: Over 60, ex combination now sensitive, Cellcosmet |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:24 am |
ROFl 
OMG kalegr that was absolutely the all time BEST ever, even if I did spit my coffee out all over my white silk blouse. Was worth it. |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:30 am |
| Rofl, omg too funny, agree that is the best yet. |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:37 am |
quick, get the Ventolin...
(  sorry Candy, I just had to steal this little guy from one of your posts.. it was the only emoticon that came close to fitting what I needed to say...  ) |
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SKIN: combination, reactive to climate changes and extremely fair. "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:54 am |
| Awesome. I can't wait to pass it on to DH tonight. |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:05 am |
| Sooooooooooooo funny. My HB is going to LHAO. |
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The best way to locate your cat is to open a can of food. |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:14 am |
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time!! Thanks so much for starting my day with a great laugh!!
Mary  |
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43, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties and a pup) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:22 am |
| Thanks for a great laugh in the early morning. You made my day |
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Simple but No Simplier...Approaching late 20s, Normal/Combination Skin, Rarely Breakout now but have some old acne marks, sunspots, & broken caps |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:57 am |
OMG!! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Can't wait to forward it!  |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:15 am |
Hilarious.
Thanks for a good laugh! |
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Early 50s, Skin: combin.,semi-sensitive, fair with occasional breakouts, some old acne scars, freckles, under-eye wrinkles; Redhead with hazel eyes |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:20 am |
| LOL |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:48 am |
| Fabulous! |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:09 am |
| Thanks you made me smile on a hard day. |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:35 pm |
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50, happy reluma user started 16.6.12 original formula. PMD user. started LouLou's ageless regime. |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:38 pm |
And sorry, Tiger, for stealing the emoticon from YOU! Agreed, it is the only one that fit the moment!
OMG kalegr, I laughed so hard my cats ran out of the room! They obviously think I'm nuts!
I am *SO* going to tell that story at work today! |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:07 pm |
| So funny! |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:11 pm |
| Hilarious!!! |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:57 pm |
| Here's another stupid question: What is ROFL? |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:59 pm |
| bkkgirl wrote: |
| Here's another stupid question: What is ROFL? |
Rolling over floor laughing = |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:24 pm |
| Ok, I e-mailed every human being I know with the story - it went over huge! I've got people e-mailing me back saying they almost choked on their lunch they were laughing so hard! |
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:00 pm |
| I ended up printing it out and putting it in everyone's pay envelope........with their check. |
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The best way to locate your cat is to open a can of food. |
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Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:16 am |
| I made the mistake of reading it to my bf while he was driving. Laughing.... He came home with coffee all over his shirt! |
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Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:36 am |
| Frodo wrote: |
| I ended up printing it out and putting it in everyone's pay envelope........with their check. |
Wow, paying them AND giving them a good chuckle to go home with!!!! You are a great boss!!! |
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