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"Funny" - A "Story" With A Canine Theme
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:18 am      Reply with quote
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I have a Labrador Retriever, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (Duh!)

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?

I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:10 am      Reply with quote
Love it, can't stop laughing.

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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:24 am      Reply with quote
ROFl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

OMG kalegr that was absolutely the all time BEST ever, even if I did spit my coffee out all over my white silk blouse. Was worth it.
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:30 am      Reply with quote
Rofl, omg too funny, agree that is the best yet.
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:37 am      Reply with quote
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quick, get the Ventolin...

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( Anxious sorry Candy, I just had to steal this little guy from one of your posts.. it was the only emoticon that came close to fitting what I needed to say... Laughing )

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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:54 am      Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing Awesome. I can't wait to pass it on to DH tonight.
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:05 am      Reply with quote
Sooooooooooooo funny. My HB is going to LHAO.

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Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:14 am      Reply with quote
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time!! Thanks so much for starting my day with a great laugh!! Laughing

Mary Very Happy

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Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:22 am      Reply with quote
Thanks for a great laugh in the early morning. You made my day rofl rofl rofl

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Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:57 am      Reply with quote
OMG!! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Can't wait to forward it! Bad Grin Laughing Laughing
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:15 am      Reply with quote
Hilarious.

Thanks for a good laugh!

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LOL Laughing

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Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:21 am      Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:48 am      Reply with quote
Fabulous! Laughing
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:09 am      Reply with quote
Thanks you made me smile on a hard day.
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:35 pm      Reply with quote
rofl

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Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:38 pm      Reply with quote
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And sorry, Tiger, for stealing the emoticon from YOU! Agreed, it is the only one that fit the moment!

OMG kalegr, I laughed so hard my cats ran out of the room! They obviously think I'm nuts!

I am *SO* going to tell that story at work today!
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:07 pm      Reply with quote
So funny!
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:11 pm      Reply with quote
rofl Hilarious!!!
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:57 pm      Reply with quote
Here's another stupid question: What is ROFL?
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:59 pm      Reply with quote
bkkgirl wrote:
Here's another stupid question: What is ROFL?


Rolling over floor laughing = rofl Bad Grin
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:24 pm      Reply with quote
Ok, I e-mailed every human being I know with the story - it went over huge! I've got people e-mailing me back saying they almost choked on their lunch they were laughing so hard!
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:00 pm      Reply with quote
I ended up printing it out and putting it in everyone's pay envelope........with their check.

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Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:16 am      Reply with quote
I made the mistake of reading it to my bf while he was driving. Laughing.... He came home with coffee all over his shirt!
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Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:36 am      Reply with quote
Frodo wrote:
I ended up printing it out and putting it in everyone's pay envelope........with their check.


Wow, paying them AND giving them a good chuckle to go home with!!!! You are a great boss!!!

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