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Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:18 pm  |
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
(Bring your calendar or PDA to class)
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available |
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Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:41 pm |
 Those are GREAT! I love the little comments underneath that describe "Open Forum, Slide Presentation, etc." I am going to send it to my SO ... I doubt he'll see the humour, but damn ... I think he should sit in at all those classes! (just don't tell him I told ya'll so!).  |
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Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:50 pm |
| Moonstarr wrote: |
| Those are GREAT! I love the little comments underneath that describe "Open Forum, Slide Presentation, etc." I am going to send it to my SO ... I doubt he'll see the humour, but damn ... I think he should sit in at all those classes! (just don't tell him I told ya'll so!). |
A GUY friend forwarded this to me. I'm contemplating whether I should send it to my bf, too. He might not see the humor in it as much as I did. I was laughing when I read, "Learning How To Find Things!" Oh my gosh, so my bf is not the only one who is losing things all the time? Also, about bringing her flowers was too hilarious. Once he forgot my birthday, and I was mad. His friend told him to send me flowers at work, but he told his friend he didn't know my work address. So I emailed him my work address and told him to save this email. |
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Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:48 am |
| I love these - so funny!! |
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Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:00 am |
Really funny! (and true)  |
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Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:19 am |
LOL  That was great. If only they taught this to young boys in school. It would save us all so many headaches. LOL |
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Global Butterfly & Certified Aromatherapist/Holisitc Therapist with a passion for travel and natural health. |
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Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:02 am |
| Have posted that to my hubby! |
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Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:35 am |
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LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups |
 I am not allowed to touch the damn thing.... I can be in the middle of a program and DH starts chanel surfing: "Oh, I did not realize your were watching that." duh, what the heck did he think I was doing. |
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Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:50 am |
I actually posted this list a while back on one of Winnie's funny threads.
LOL at Winnie's comment above. That happens to me all the time. Also have you noticed when men channel surf they never actually look at anything long enough to know whether it is actually worth watching. Its all flick, flick, blink & you miss it. |
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50, happy reluma user started 16.6.12 original formula. PMD user. started LouLou's ageless regime. |
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Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:55 pm |
| Winnie wrote: |
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LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups |
I am not allowed to touch the damn thing.... I can be in the middle of a program and DH starts chanel surfing: "Oh, I did not realize your were watching that." duh, what the heck did he think I was doing. |
You made me laugh with your comment! LOL My bf has his lazy-boy chair, and his remote, and he's all set for the evening. But lately he's been pretty good about letting me have the remote if he's going back and forth between the bedroom (to work on the computer) and the living room. He actually let ME have control of HIS remote. hehe That's how I know he really loves me. haha |
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Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:39 pm |
My SO definitely need to go these classes. Then maybe he can stop pissing me off  |
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Simple but No Simplier...Approaching late 20s, Normal/Combination Skin, Rarely Breakout now but have some old acne marks, sunspots, & broken caps |
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Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:11 pm |
| I think I'll send my boys to these classes, so they will be trained well and their wives won't be mad at me for not training my children. LOL |
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Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:34 am |
| Great fun, but how appropriate !! |
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Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:18 pm |
Thank you for posting. |
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Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:19 pm |
haha, this is so cool. I just made my bf read through it. He rolled his eyes and said, uhhh, just minor details. And then he found out where he would be sleeping tonight  |
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:47 am |
| Copy pasted it for my mum and her best friend |
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Location: Denmark. Me = 32, think I'm combo without oiliness + sometimes sensitive. Have noticed that skin doesn't heal as quickly anymore and I've developed fine lines around my eyes... Hormonal breakouts which are sometimes cystic. PCOS |
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:40 am |
I think I'll have to print this out and hand it to my boyfriend to make it look legit like I found this flyer on a kiosk somewhere.
Glad to know my bf and my boys are not the only males that seem to need these classes. haha |
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Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:11 pm |
| - what a great laugh! Thanks for the post! |
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