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carolb69
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:20 am      Reply with quote
Laughing Yep poo! Gross subject I know but I came across this

http://www.poopreport.com/Techniques/Content/Ideal/ideal.html

and discovered mine isnt healthy! I also saw someone on Oprah saying the exact same thing. Well mine are never firm like that Laughing so how do you get healthy bowel movements??

Sorry I was meant to put this in the lounge Embarassed
Moderators can you move it please?

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Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:25 am      Reply with quote
carolb69 wrote:
Sorry I was meant to put this in the lounge Embarassed
Moderators can you move it please?

I was going to say, I thought the lounge was full of excrement Smile
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:28 am      Reply with quote
Who were the poor buggers responsible for the actual research - measuring, poking, tossing and turning in their waking (and sleeping?) moments thinking of the right words to use in documenting the report.
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:39 am      Reply with quote
I don't think they could possibly pay me enough to make that job worthwhile!!
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:42 am      Reply with quote
Fluffy poop that floats, and firm poop that sinks.. I should check out my poo tomorrow. Cool
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:59 am      Reply with quote
A healthy poo is 18" long??!?!?!! Would it fit in the toilet?!!! Shock
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:03 am      Reply with quote
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A healthy poo is 18" long??!?!?!! Would it fit in the toilet?!!! Shock



None of my poo were ever that long!!! Shock
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:07 am      Reply with quote
Maybe the researchers need to be rehired to do more work - like come up with a "pooh BMI". For a certain size/age/other variables, the mean pooh size is whatever, and so on. Then we would have pooh size tables, you know. That would be far more representative. Do you think they would get government funding for research like that? Think Bad Grin

All this research could have potential benefits - toilets and flush strengths could be designed for "big pooh" people vs. "little pooh" people (think 3 flush buttons to push labelled "bigP","middleP","littleP"). The potential savings come from incremental water savings, and fewer clogged toilets caused by the naughty big pooh people. Ooh, and if people are justing getting bigger and fatter over the decades, what about their pooh (and the impact on the environment)? As we have measures of individual environmental footprints these days, would we have individual environmental poohprint measurements?

I gotta stop going to that creativity class .....
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:32 am      Reply with quote
my fault for clicking on this while eating breakfast Sad
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:57 am      Reply with quote
18 inches 3 times a day? I would be dead in a week. That's like half my body mass right there.

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Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:21 pm      Reply with quote
Hmm I've never known anyone to have 3 bowel movements a day after every meal... the healthy people I know are "regular" in the sense they go once a day at the same time no matter what they eat. Plus what you eat ultimately determines the end result no matter how well your guts are.

One of my Bf's work stories, a guy did literally do an 18-incher, but they had to get a second person to help pour a huge bucket of water into the toilet while another person flushed... Imagine us having to do that for every "healthy" movement... Rolling Eyes
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:40 pm      Reply with quote
Hehe, you gals are funny. I try to avoid looking at them Wink
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:06 pm      Reply with quote
OMG! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.. I'm just thinking of the reaction aliens would have if they ever got hold of this website! They'd think we were all insane for sure! One good thing though, after reading this thread they'd probably go away and never come back! ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:13 pm      Reply with quote
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18 inches 3 times a day? I would be dead in a week. That's like half my body mass right there.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Honestly, if I didn't know you were talking about pooh ...... rofl rofl rofl
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:16 pm      Reply with quote
nyonyakay wrote:
waffle wrote:
18 inches 3 times a day? I would be dead in a week. That's like half my body mass right there.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Honestly, if I didn't know you were talking about pooh ...... rofl rofl rofl


Oh, God...this is the best laugh I've had all day. Laughing Laughing Embarassed I'd be happy with 8 inches 3 times a day...that's more reasonable at my age.
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:03 pm      Reply with quote
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waffle wrote:
18 inches 3 times a day? I would be dead in a week. That's like half my body mass right there.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Honestly, if I didn't know you were talking about pooh ...... rofl rofl rofl


oh my god this thread is officially out of control... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:04 pm      Reply with quote
I hate to say this, but there might be a little truth in it. When I had my colonoscopy, they had to clean me COMPLETELY out. and I mean completely. After a day or two, my first on was about a foot or so. I have never had one that long.....they said that it is healthy because that means your system is clean from residue, etc., and I definately was clean!

Oh my God, I can't believe I'm even discussing this on here. I guess it's because I have been going into great detail with mt gastroenterologist about everything. Made me a little immune to the grossness I guess!! Razz

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Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:42 pm      Reply with quote
I have mixed feelings about the article, not sure whether to laugh or cry. I agree that a person needs to empty his/her bowel regularly to be healthy, but 3 times a day is what I call a diarrhea. I'd be lucky to go every day. Most of the times I get so busy I forget to go and there ya go! I missed a day. As it happens, when the nature calls, you should not hold, but if you do hold, it's gone until the next day. That's my story and I stick with it.
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:19 pm      Reply with quote
Theres nothing like clicking on a post and then laughing your you know what off out loud. They think I'm going looney here.
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:46 pm      Reply with quote
I came across this weird, gross link yesterday. I think I'd rather not know that my colon was that ... toxic.

That looks like something out of a horror movie!

http://www.blessedherbs.com/?sp=internal-cleansing&gclid=CP-PmZWpzYoCFQElggodTwiDhg
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:49 pm      Reply with quote
This is disgusting, how can these people pose with their sausage kebab poos like that? And that pooh in the colander - I only ever have salad vegetables or pasta in my colander, how can they put pooh in a colander. This is nothing short of sacrilege.
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:25 pm      Reply with quote
Soooo, 18 inches 3 times a day. My only conclusion is that I must not be eating enough. Razz
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:29 pm      Reply with quote
Caspers Mum wrote:
I came across this weird, gross link yesterday. I think I'd rather not know that my colon was that ... toxic.

That looks like something out of a horror movie!

[url]http://www.blessedherbs.com/?sp=internal-cleansing&gclid=
CP-PmZWpzYoCFQElggodTwiDhg[/url]


Oh dear Shock I would rather not know that either!

As far as the 3 times a day,well dont know if i believe that. I always heard as long as you do it once a day its all good.

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Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:00 am      Reply with quote
I'm sure they must take into account the size of the person.
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Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:49 pm      Reply with quote
waffle wrote:
nyonyakay wrote:
waffle wrote:
18 inches 3 times a day? I would be dead in a week. That's like half my body mass right there.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Honestly, if I didn't know you were talking about pooh ...... rofl rofl rofl


oh my god this thread is officially out of control... Laughing Laughing Laughing

Yeah, but I think you started it! Laughing
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