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Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:51 pm  Quote |
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh, Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
"how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best
friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a Bar on a
golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't
rhyme and I don't give a ****.
Ok, Ok, I know that the man's poem is pretty stereotypical, but I'm still sure you've met a couple of these!  |
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moi: Fair skin, green eyes, dark brown hair, 20's |
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:59 pm Quote |
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37, fair skinned, dark hair, blueish eyes, started Obagi Nu Derm April 1, 2009 |
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:21 pm Quote |
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:36 pm Quote |
| Too funny, too true. |
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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh Crap, She's up!" Unknown |
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:21 pm Quote |
mper1327, please tell ur mom we love her too  |
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:49 pm Quote |
Oh, I will send her much love from you guys! She is one of the few that can put a smile on my face on a day like today! 
I had to edit the last part ,so if anyone saw the expletive that I deleted when I realized it was there, I apologize   |
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moi: Fair skin, green eyes, dark brown hair, 20's |
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:06 pm Quote |
Ain't THAT the truth! I love it!
Yes, Mper1327, tell your Mom we love her and to send more funny ones! |
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:02 am Quote |
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:47 am Quote |
| OMG...the Man Poem is hysterical!! |
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40, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:51 am Quote |
| LOL!!!! |
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:14 pm Quote |
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:21 pm Quote |
Thats another one I have to email to all my friends. |
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Lori, We would often be ashamed of our finest actions if the world understood all the motives which produced them. ~Duc de La Rochefoucauld.A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. ~Winston Churchill |
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:30 am Quote |
| Very funny ! |
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