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Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:54 am  |
Dave and Meg were seemingly the perfect yuppie couple living the perfect life. They also wanted their children to be perfect. So, when their young son Jason's penis did not seem to be growing in a way which was proportional to his body, they were understandably alarmed (ahem) and proceeded on a quest to find the best physician that money could buy.
Dr. Akin was a convivial sort and had a wonderful rapport with Jason. At the end of the examination, he told Jason to hop down from the table and to go see his nurse about getting an afternoon snack while he chatted with Jason's parents.
The good doctor immediately assured the anxious couple that, although Jason's penis WAS uncharactistically small, that it was something that was easily remedied. He took a leaf of paper from his file drawer and handed it to Meg. "Make these for Jason every morning, and he'll be fine." Meg looked down at the sheet of paper and saw that it was a recipe for pancakes. "Pancakes?", she asked. Dr. Akin nodded and said, "Meg, trust me on this please. I have years of experience. It's a simple, healthful remedy, and it always works."
The next morning, Jason came bounding downstairs at the usual hour. But, instead of his usual bowl of cereal, there was a HUGE stack of fluffy pancakes dripping with butter and maple syrup. "WOW Mom!!! Are these for me?" Meg turned to her son and smiled. "Take three, sweetheart. The rest are for your father." |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:34 am |
| Will y'all STOP pm'ing me for the recipe. Smart asses! |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:49 am |
 Maybe I should make pancakes more often  |
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Simple but No Simplier...Approaching late 20s, Normal/Combination Skin, Rarely Breakout now but have some old acne marks, sunspots, & broken caps |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:04 pm |
| this is a good one maybe we can get Mabsy to move it too the daily does of laughter thread!! |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:18 pm |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:34 pm |
| Katee dear and just what was it you whipped up for breakfast this morning? |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:39 pm |
Do ya really have to ask, Mel |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:31 pm |
I dunno if this joke is KLEEN enuf to go in Mabsy's new section. I mean, I think it is, but that doesn't mean EVERYONE will...  |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:03 pm |
| katee wrote: |
| Do ya really have to ask, Mel |
Love this joke...and the icons are too cute!!
Mary |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:49 pm |
| Mary H. wrote: |
| katee wrote: |
| Do ya really have to ask, Mel |
Love this joke...and the icons are too cute!!
Mary |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:41 pm |
| katee wrote: |
| Do ya really have to ask, Mel |
Where on EARTH did you get smiley-pancake emoticons! Too flippin' cute! Now....where's my bisquick......gotta make breakfast tomorrow...
Maria |
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:34 pm |
| katee wrote: |
| Will y'all STOP pm'ing me for the recipe. Smart asses! |
haha, LOVE that you added this!!! |
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:17 pm |
Hi Maria,
The pancake emoticon is part of a firefox extension. We have a whole thread on it in the sub forum about stuff pertaining to EDS, so I won't repeat it here.
But, if you don't use firfox, feel free to steal it.
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:04 pm |
| katee wrote: |
Hi Maria,
The pancake emoticon is part of a firefox extension. We have a whole thread on it in the sub forum about stuff pertaining to EDS, so I won't repeat it here.
But, if you don't use firfox, feel free to steal it.
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I just checked over on the EDS sub board (which I didn't even know existed until you mentioned it. Hello...have I been under a rock somewhere?) Don't have Firefox  , but I love seeing yours- they crack me up. You seem to have them for all occasions - the b****
slap one is pretty hilarious - I might have to steal that one....
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Maria, early 50's, post meno, normal to dry skin, more dry in winter, some sun damage... |
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:44 pm |
| I love the pancake man |
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:23 am |
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:07 am |
| Cute. And what a great emoticon. Where do people find these things?! |
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:01 am |
| katee, your pancake joke is so good it traveled to the cocktail lounge. |
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:07 pm |
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:34 am |
im alwasy slow on getting jokes, but i got this the 1st time |
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:38 am |
| Ah don't feel bad yeahyeah. I get jokes right away, but usually, I butcher the telling of a joke! |
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:15 pm |
| LOL.. thats funny! gotta show my SO this. |
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