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Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:19 am  |
>Subject: Kids say the cutest things.
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> The following are different answers given by school-age children
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>Why did God make mothers?
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>1.-She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
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>2.-Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.
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>3.-Mostly to clean the house.
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>4.-To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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>How did God make mothers?
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>1.- He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
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>2.- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
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>3.- God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used
>bigger parts.
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>Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
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>1.- We're related.
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>2.- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like
>me.
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>What ingredients are mothers made of?
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>1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything
>nice in the world and one dab of mean.
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>2.- They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly
>use string. I think.
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>What kind of little girl was your mom?
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>1.- My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
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>2.- I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be
>pretty bossy.
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>3.- They say she used to be nice.
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>How did your mom meet your dad?
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>1.- Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.
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>What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
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>1.- His last name.
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>2.- She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
>drunk
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>on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs
>and YES to chores.
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>Why did your mom marry your dad?
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>1.- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a
>lot.
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>2.- She got too old to do anything else with him.
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>3.- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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>What makes a real woman?
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>1.- It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy.
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>Who's the boss at your house?
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>1.- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dads such a
>goofball.
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>2.- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under
>the bed.
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>What's the difference between moms and dads?
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>1.- Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at
>work.
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>2.- Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
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>3.- Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power
>cause that's who you gotta ask if ou want to sleep over at your
>friend's.
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>What does your mom do in her spare time?
>1.- Mothers don't do spare time.
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>2.-To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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>Describe the world's greatest mom?
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>1.- She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!
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>2.- The greatest mom in the world wouldn't make me kiss my fat
>aunts!
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>3.- She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.
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>Is anything about your mom perfect?
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>1.- Her teeth are perfect, but she bought them from the dentist.
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>2.- Her casserole recipes. But we hate them.
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>3.- Just her children
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> What would it take to make your mom perfect?
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>1.- On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind
>of plastic surgery.
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>2.- Diet. You know, her hair. I'd dye-it, maybe blue.
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>If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
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>1.- She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get
>rid of that.
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>2.- I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister
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Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:38 pm |
I love it! My oldest son is now 16 and reading this brings back alot of memories of how cute kids are when they are young. I now have a 6 month old so I guess I will get to go through it all again  |
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Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:27 pm |
| Awww...that's cute (about your having a 6-month-old baby). That's such an adorable age. |
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Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:55 am |
Haha coming from the standpoint of a daughter - I have to confess: some of those answers are really true to life   |
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Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:59 am |
 So cute!~!~~~~I love kids |
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Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:46 am |
I could imagine my younger son saying most of them
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Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:55 am |
I love this one:
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
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>1.- On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
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>2.- She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores.
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Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:42 pm |
so cute |
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Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:45 pm |
 Cute |
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Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:39 pm |
| Loved these! Thanks for sharing! |
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Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:33 am |
| thanks for sharing! |
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