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Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:15 pm  |
We all know kids say the darndest things. And mine, well - he has his own chapter.... 
Last fall my then 4 yr old Jake had gone on a field trip with his Pre-K class to a farm. They had the usual, petting zoo, hay rides - you get the picture.
I pick Jake up after school and he comes charging up to me all excited.
Mom! Mom! I got to milk a cow!!!
*mom of course forgetting how cool this is to a little boy who has never even SEEN a cow other than at the zoo*
You did Jake? How do you milk a cow?
Rolling his eyes at me and looking quite exasperated You just grab it's weiner and pull!!
*Yes - at this point mom about falls over in the school parking lot having laughing fits, tears running down her face and the other parents saying, 'see I told ya she was weird'.* Once I finally composed myself I did explain that it was udder and not a weiner, but BOY - what a story that's gonna be to tell at his wedding! |
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Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too. ~ Voltaire www.Candessence.com |
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:27 pm |
Too funny Candy
I have been known to sit in the classroom reading my kids stuff with tears running down my face. So embarrassing when you are alone & the other parents are backing slowly out of the room.  |
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:32 pm |
 . Good girl Candy! |
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:55 pm |
| Ha!!! That is too cute!!! |
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:15 pm |
LMAO!! And yes, I can see you regaling Jake's new bride with tales of "weiner pulling" in his early days...he's gonna love you for that one!
Mary  |
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43, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties and a pup) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:17 pm |
Are boys just born with that thought  |
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:18 pm |
| MelissaMarie wrote: |
| Are boys just born with that thought |
You're right...that thought is genetically implanted from birth! |
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43, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties and a pup) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:28 pm |
| Mary H. wrote: |
| MelissaMarie wrote: |
| Are boys just born with that thought |
You're right...that thought is genetically implanted from birth! |
scary huh.....I think I need more rocks! |
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:37 pm |
| MelissaMarie wrote: |
| Mary H. wrote: |
| MelissaMarie wrote: |
| Are boys just born with that thought |
You're right...that thought is genetically implanted from birth! |
scary huh.....I think I need more rocks! |
Here you go! **pushes over a wheelbarrow full of 'em** |
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43, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties and a pup) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:46 pm |
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:58 pm |
| too cute...and he is guaranteed to turn bright red when you tell this story to his first girlfriend and eventually at his wedding. |
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:09 pm |
You gotta just treasure those memories! How cute is HE!!!!! Yes, embarass the crap out of him when he gets older and make sure you tell his wife-to-be....!!!
Great story - Reader's Digest material - but do they allow the word "wiener" in there?
How 'bout "Kid's Say the Darndest Things" in Women's World....
That story should be published!
Maria |
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:15 pm |
| Mariav wrote: |
You gotta just treasure those memories! How cute is HE!!!!! Yes, embarass the crap out of him when he gets older and make sure you tell his wife-to-be....!!!
Great story - Reader's Digest material - but do they allow the word "wiener" in there?
How 'bout "Kid's Say the Darndest Things" in Women's World....
That story should be published!
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I totally agree, Maria! This would be perfect for any of the publications you mentioned. And if Reader's Digest can't deal with the word "weiner" ...well, their loss on not publishing such a cute story!!
Mary |
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43, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties and a pup) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:40 am |
| That's so funny Candy - you'll have a million of these stored up to share with his future girlfriends I'm sure! |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:35 am |
Fab! I must go and grill my guy friends on if they had the same ahem weiner/udder mishap once upon a time too  |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:46 am |
| Candy8865 wrote: |
| what a story that's gonna be to tell at his wedding! |
He's going to love that! You cruel, cruel woman! |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:35 am |
It's required. I had to sign off on it in the parent handbook they gave me at the hospital when he was born. 'Embarrassing your children', chapter 12 I believe..... Or maybe it was under 'Ensuring therapy in young adulthood' can't quite recall off hand
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| Candy8865 wrote: |
| what a story that's gonna be to tell at his wedding! |
He's going to love that! You cruel, cruel woman! |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:45 am |
| It's so funny! |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:01 pm |
| Candy8865 wrote: |
It's required. I had to sign off on it in the parent handbook they gave me at the hospital when he was born. 'Embarrassing your children', chapter 12 I believe..... Or maybe it was under 'Ensuring therapy in young adulthood' can't quite recall off hand
| majorb wrote: |
| Candy8865 wrote: |
| what a story that's gonna be to tell at his wedding! |
He's going to love that! You cruel, cruel woman! |
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I can just see his girlfriends' faces now. 
And wait until you tell them it was in the instruction book. |
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