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Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:46 pm  |
Pour mes francophones amis qui sont ici, vous avez besoin de regarder ce lien! C'est un site québécois qui démontre Batman en perforant deux scènes: le premièr en français et le deuxième en québecois. C'est franchement hilarant!!!!!!
http://www.cyberjean.com/quebec/batman.swf |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:51 pm |
| Doing what to two scenes? |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:08 pm |
en jouant, ma faute.  |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:11 pm |
Aucun problème. J'ai pensé perfore une scène était drôle, de toute façon.  |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:22 pm |
| Hysterical! I'm saving this one. |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:46 pm |
| marina wrote: |
| Hysterical! I'm saving this one. |
Quel est hystérique? Le trombone de film ou nous? |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:55 pm |
I have a first-rate top-notch Kentucky gal 8th-grade education and je parle tres bien francaise touristique. When in Paris I am able to make a fool of myself in any patisserie and can purchase Avene and Caudalie products like a native. My flawless accent and large lumpy derriere- not to mention my uncanny ability to get ripped off at the flea market- often cause me to be mistaken for a native Parisienne tres chic et sophistique. My girlfriends marvel at my fluency! They are still talking about the time last summer when I put that snippy waiter in his place by imperiously ordering an ice-cold glass of "loo" tout de suite! He was speechless!
That Batman thing was a goodie. Je rit avec ma bouche et dit merci, Scalawag! no one perforates like the caped crusader!!! |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:55 pm |
tous les deux  |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:56 pm |
| Arielle, prends pas offense! Mon mari est québécois et moi, je me déménagerai à Montréal cette année. C'est fait par un québécois, en fait and juste pour les rires des jurons. |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:01 pm |
I can get away with speaking parisien till I say 'beurre'..then the quebecois comes out a bit & I'm found out  DH switches back & forth so easily depending who he's talking to , I get whiplash. |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:02 pm |
| marina wrote: |
| I can get away with speaking parisien till I say 'beurre'..then the quebecois comes out a bit & I'm found out DH switches back & forth so easily depending who he's talking to , I get whiplash. |
Comme Elvis Gratton l'a dit "beurre, beurre, BEURRE"!!!!!!! |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:06 pm |
| scalawaggirl wrote: |
| Arielle, prends pas offense! Mon mari est québécois et moi, je me déménagerai à Montréal cette année. C'est fait par un québécois, en fait and juste pour les rires des jurons. |
No, no, not at all. I thought it was hilarious. By the way, I thought you were already in Montreal. Where are you?
Arielle
p.s. I'm so rusty I'm never sure of my grammar or syntax so I'm switching back to English. |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:07 pm |
| Arielle wrote: |
| scalawaggirl wrote: |
| Arielle, prends pas offense! Mon mari est québécois et moi, je me déménagerai à Montréal cette année. C'est fait par un québécois, en fait and juste pour les rires des jurons. |
No, no, not at all. I thought it was hilarious. By the way, I thought you were already in Montreal. Where are you?
Arielle
p.s. I'm so rusty I'm never sure of my grammar or syntax so I'm switching back to English. |
Not yet, toots. I'm still in Baltimore while we work out the immigration stuff. Wahoo for legalities! |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:10 pm |
Ain't it the truth. DH and I want to move to Ireland but it's soooo difficult and we may not be able to. The U.S. should take a lesson!
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p.s. I hope you weren't offended. I never get to practice anymore. No one here in Tejas speaks French. I'm now struggling trying to learn Spanish. I learned a smattering of French as a child in self defense. My mother and grandmother were French and spoke it when they didn't want me to know what they were saying--it was usually about me. |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:13 pm |
| scalawaggirl wrote: |
| Arielle wrote: |
| scalawaggirl wrote: |
| Arielle, prends pas offense! Mon mari est québécois et moi, je me déménagerai à Montréal cette année. C'est fait par un québécois, en fait and juste pour les rires des jurons. |
No, no, not at all. I thought it was hilarious. By the way, I thought you were already in Montreal. Where are you?
Arielle
p.s. I'm so rusty I'm never sure of my grammar or syntax so I'm switching back to English. |
Not yet, toots. I'm still in Baltimore while we work out the immigration stuff. Wahoo for legalities! |
Maybe you'll be in Montreal by the time I get the nerve up to try CPs & peels....you could hold my hand so to speak. |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:30 pm |
| sbparadis wrote: |
I have a first-rate top-notch Kentucky gal 8th-grade education and je parle tres bien francaise touristique. When in Paris I am able to make a fool of myself in any patisserie and can purchase Avene and Caudalie products like a native. My flawless accent and large lumpy derriere- not to mention my uncanny ability to get ripped off at the flea market- often cause me to be mistaken for a native Parisienne tres chic et sophistique. My girlfriends marvel at my fluency! They are still talking about the time last summer when I put that snippy waiter in his place by imperiously ordering an ice-cold glass of "loo" tout de suite! He was speechless!
That Batman thing was a goodie. Je rit avec ma bouche et dit merci, Scalawag! no one perforates like the caped crusader!!! |
That's hysterical! It's also the main reason I'll never even try if I ever did get to Paris. What a Class-A fool I'd look like. ROFLMAO
Not that I'm likely to ever get to go, in any case.
A |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:26 pm |
| marina wrote: |
| Maybe you'll be in Montreal by the time I get the nerve up to try CPs & peels....you could hold my hand so to speak. |
You got it, girl!
SBParadis, hilarious! Arielle, no offense taken at all. |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:21 pm |
I had Fench in HS and repeated some in college -- and yet I couldn't follow much of this, it was so fast. Still hilarious, though.
What is this Quebecois expression I kept hearing: "co-alice?" ??? |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:38 pm |
| alibabka wrote: |
I had Fench in HS and repeated some in college -- and yet I couldn't follow much of this, it was so fast. Still hilarious, though.
What is this Quebecois expression I kept hearing: "co-alice?" ??? |
It just means 'chalice'..swear word..can't really translate it.. I guess like 'damn'. "Tabarnac' would be another popular one. 'colice de tabarnac' when you're really peeved.
Isn't EDS educational... |
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:41 pm |
mais non, arielle! Avez vous le courage! The only good thing about suffering through Madame Kern's 7th period hour of merde is to get to whip out the ol' Francaise whenever you can- which for me is only in France, bien sur.
I've had great experiences with very kind and patient French people- including shopkeepers and waiters- if they're very busy I'm not going to torture them- that would be obnoxious- but if they have time they are always gracious and charming and everyone has fun. Once at breakfast I asked for something like "the small things that are round and blue with sugar for my mouth today please" and by golly the nice man brought me blueberries. We were both totally pleased with ourselves.
My command of the language is only surpassed by my influence on French fashion. alas- I cannot go this year- but I hear that this spring all the most chic women on the Blvd Haussmann will be wearing yoga pants from Target in homage to moi.
But French speakers everywhere will be thrilled to learn we're bringing the kids to Quebec to ski on Friday! Attendez-vous, Quebecois- la famille Paradis est bizarre, et ici! |
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:48 am |
| I'm reading this and laughing because I went the other way. Born and raised in Montreal, moved to Ontario and then did the whole immigration thingie when I met my Texan husband. And, OMG, doesn't Immigration (either country) suck big time????? |
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:00 am |
| J'ai comris rien mais c'était très drôle! |
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:34 am |
| Velvettt wrote: |
| I'm reading this and laughing because I went the other way. Born and raised in Montreal, moved to Ontario and then did the whole immigration thingie when I met my Texan husband. And, OMG, doesn't Immigration (either country) suck big time????? |
Do doubt! I am trying to make sure we have all of our Ts crossed and are ready for anything with the immigration system but you never know. It is a long and tedious process.
I sent the link to my husband, who, of course, forwarded it to his friends. We were laughing like to idiots for the better part of 20 minutes over this. You have to understand, when he gets mad, he can go on and on like that - it is absolutely hilarious.
Don't forget that the pronounciation is key - for example, mon chalice is "mon cho-liss" with the stress on the first syllable. Very educational, I agree. |
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:55 am |
| A very colorful language of it's own. Most of us up here speak 'franglais' so, even when we speak English it's usually peppered with quebecois swear words or slang rendering us incomprehensible at times to tourists..esp. americans. |
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:17 am |
I agree, Marina and I don't know about your husband/family but mine are absolutely comical to the nth degree. Alain and I laugh like children most of the time - maybe it's that we find the same things funny but he is such a colorful character, anyway. When he's mad or not in a good mood, it's so weird. He tells me, "Je ne suis pas une machine"! I'm always like, yeah, baby, just make me laugh again - like I'm a laugh addict.
Heureusement, j'ai "une oreille" pour français et j'apprend vite donc, je comprend la plupart quand je suis là mais les expressions...oh la! |
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