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Wed May 16, 2007 6:03 am |
My husband had a dr's appt and took our oldest yorkie Kenji along for the ride. Kenji waited in the car for a couple hours until hubby came back out, jumped in the car and headed to the local pharmacy.
He goes in , passes in his prescription and waits in line. We live in a small town so pretty much know everyone. Hubby being the social flirt he is hugged and kissed every old doll in town.
The whole time he is standing in line being a social butterly he can smell shit. Looking around trying to figure out where it is coming from he checks his shoes and nothing. After a few more minutes pass and the smell is still strong. He checks his shoes again , takes a look around and then it finally dawns on him.
He turns around and realizes he is covered in the stuff. Kenji had done his business on the seat and dear hubby had sat in it.
He came home madder than a hornet while I was in a gale of giggles. Thankfully even Kenji made it safely home to live another day.
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Wed May 16, 2007 6:10 am |
OMG Sherri |
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Wed May 16, 2007 6:11 am |
OMG . I Terriers. |
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Wed May 16, 2007 6:19 am |
The best part was seeing the look on hubbys' face and hearing him coming in the house that day. He never gets upset or swears but came in the house that day scowling and swearing like a drunken sailor. I was in a gale of laughter while he was standing there reading me the riot act about how it wasnt funny and how many old dolls he had hugged and kissed with crap on his butt. Of course that just made it all the funnier,the more I laughed the madder he got too.
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Wed May 16, 2007 6:43 am |
im suprised ur husband didnt feel it when sitting on something squishy!
but ur dog is clever, only pooing on the drivers seat! knows where to do his business! |
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Wed May 16, 2007 7:21 am |
Too funny! That reminds me a bit of one time I was driving in my car and my boyfriend was in the passenger seat and all I could smell was poo. So when we got out of the car, I checked on the bottom of my shoe and sure enough, I'd stepped in some kaka and that's why the smell had been following me around! |
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Wed May 16, 2007 7:22 am |
Your story brought a much needed smile to my face. Thank You. |
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Wed May 16, 2007 10:44 am |
great story though glad it was not me. I have a yorkie who is 12 and blind (inter bred) and he once weed in my car it took ages to get the smell out. He sings and I thought he was just being happy but he was crying to get out to go to the loo. It never happened again! |
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Wed May 16, 2007 11:23 am |
lol Lola am sure you never mistook his singing again for sure. Kenji has since passed he was 18 we are down to just the one yorkie now and she is 9. |
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Wed May 16, 2007 3:10 pm |
Cute story!! |
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Thu May 17, 2007 4:55 pm |
I'd be angry too if my dog did that. In fact he did poop on my passenger's seat before and smeared it all over. It was a pain to clean up and the smell was awful. Thank goodness I didn't sit in it. |
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Thu May 17, 2007 5:31 pm |
Thanks for sharing |
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Thu May 17, 2007 5:40 pm |
ROFL This brought a smile to my face! That'll teach DH for leaving Kenji in the car for a couple of hours |
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Thu May 17, 2007 5:41 pm |
TOO FUNNY!!! |
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Thu May 17, 2007 7:07 pm |
Goodness!! A couple of HOURS?!
I might well have shit on his seat, too. With him IN it.
Why take a pet "along for the ride" if you just leave it in the car for so long when the ride's over? Is the outing supposed to be a treat or a punishment?
Sorry -- but I don't much get the humor (or anger) in the story. Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go -- dog, horse, human. |
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Fri May 18, 2007 5:37 am |
I posted my story to try and lighten up the mood of the forum, not to be attacked! Sidda if you have a problem feel free to pm me and keep negativity off the forum.
I can assure you my dogs are well cared for and in no way abused.
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Mon May 21, 2007 11:50 am |
too cute and funny story! |
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Mon May 21, 2007 2:12 pm |
I can't even begin to imagine the embarrassment factor! |
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Mon May 21, 2007 3:13 pm |
I would have died on the spot from embarassment.. truely.
But I think it is safe to say that Kenji was a bit..um.. miffed at your DH for leaving him behind given the place he chose to leave his.. um.. message! (I have an image of the yorkie doing a mutley giggle as DH walked off with poop all over his pants) |
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Tue May 22, 2007 9:02 am |
haha |
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