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Jennifer Trout
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Joined: 24 Jan 2012
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Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:23 pm |
In my village of Anatolia, blackheads were considered a sign of evil possession!
Over a decade ago women found sporting blackheads were beaten with horseshoes and thrown to the cats, but thankfully those days are behind us.
This crude practice did hasten skin care development in the region to circumvent abuse and ugly people.
The current trade secrets are well guarded, haven’t you noticed women from Anatolia and even some men have impeccable skin?
The wide variety of bunk products coming from North America just clog pores
Any genuine anti-blackhead remedies were abolished with the death of the spiritual Native Americans
Pocahontas is god damn living proof of this
The remedy is fairly straight forward and in expensive
You will only need three things
-Kefir (plain)
-Fish floss
-A living (healthy) starfish
Anatolia Application
1. On the early night of a full moon dress the area of interest with a Kefir mask
2. Crush the fish floss into powder and evenly sprinkle it on your mask
3. Let open air dry for about 20min, and NO more cause you don’t want the Kefir to tighten the pores
4. Hold the star fish about 1cm above the area and hold steady
5. The starfish will reach for the crushed fish floss and inadvertently suction any and all blackheads
6. 15min later place the star fish back into its tank or throw it away
Observe the complete transformation of your complexion and self confidence
**The full moon makes starfish more aggressive feeders** |
_________________ One step ahead of beauty |
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Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:10 pm |
Where are you from, Jennifer? |
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Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:04 am |
LOL @ "thrown to the cats." |
_________________ Natural blonde (fine, wavy); Blue eyes; Pale skin. Currently using mainly homemade beauty remedies and a touch of high end stuff. |
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Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:54 pm |
Whoa, what?? I don't think my local wallgreens sells starfish in the skin care aisle... Guess you have to get real creative if you're going to get flogged with horseshoes for a bad skin day. |
_________________ Late 30's, fair skin, dark hair. Retin A, DIY potions. Missions completed- acne, acne scarring, 11's, redness, contact dermatitis. Working on maintenence and cellulite. |
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Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:34 am |
I'm from the beautiful land of Loopy Loo, where women with blackheads are thrown to the wolves.
But not the men, as they are too valuable, of course.
This means that out of a population of 5,000, there are only 5 of us women (we have lovely complexions). The other 4,995 are men (who all have huge blackheads on their noses)
We 5 lovely women stay that way by coating our faces with porridge at the dark of the moon, and sitting in caves to let the bats suck it off, and with it any incipient blackheads.
HTH |
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Jennifer Trout
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Joined: 24 Jan 2012
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Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:30 pm |
@Skincare I am from Türkiye
@ Holmes It is a real place with culture and beauty secrets that are centuries older than any of the settled Americas
Creative treatments are the only way to avoid being ripped off by companies that want to fill your pores like New York potholes.
It’s a shame all women don’t join together to remedy such barbaric acts on our complexion |
_________________ One step ahead of beauty |
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Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:40 am |
Jennifer, or may I call you Ms Trout?
I have just explained one of the creative beauty secrets of my own country.
And by the way, my real name is Jemima Tuna. LOL |
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:10 am |
thanks for the giggles.. |
_________________ I'm 49, fair skin, green eyes, blonde hair, dry slightly sensitive skin, I have very few wrinkles, slight pigmentation, main worry is sagging..yuck!! Currently using CP |
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scpocky
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Joined: 04 Oct 2008
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Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:40 pm |
I've done some aha peels that helped. Namely diy lactic acid peels at 40% from muac.
I did bha 2% from PC but there was no results (either a different concentration, or it being liquid, gel or lotion). |
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