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Fri May 06, 2005 6:41 pm  |
Surely some of you have read this but thought is was appropriate for Mother's Day:
Why God made moms - from the mouths of babes . . .
Enjoy the answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of they're when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string. I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores.
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. and my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at work..
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power because
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she is perfect, on the outside some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, may be blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. |
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Sat May 07, 2005 7:10 am |
loved it  |
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Sat May 07, 2005 11:26 am |
What a wonderful post!
joani |
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Sun May 08, 2005 10:45 am |
happy mother's day to all the mothers on the forum. I just gave my mom the 5 piece alphaderma gift set and i hope that she liked the gift.
She will be trying the products soon and i will be taking pics of before and after for her to see results, i hope
Elmo |
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Sun May 08, 2005 11:58 am |
Here in the UK our Mother's Day has been and gone , it was in March. I wonder why it's on a different date to the American Mother's Day 
Happy Mother's Day to you all anyway |
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Sun May 08, 2005 10:20 pm |
hey rosebud, mother's day also passed in Egypt, back in march.
Elmo |
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