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Thu Jul 08, 2004 4:08 pm  |
Don't you just hate it when men blame their bad moods on the fact it's 'your time of the month'. As if  |
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Mabsy
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Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:29 am |
What's goin' on? I thought only WE were entitled to THAT claim!  |
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Fri Jul 09, 2004 5:39 am |
pms by osmosis!
as if!
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Caspers Mum
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Fri Jul 09, 2004 11:25 am |
| loopylori wrote: |
| Don't you just hate it when men blame their bad moods on the fact it's 'your time of the month'. As if |
"p.m.s." = "putting up with men's s***" 
I am single, but used to be engaged & lived-together with him. Trust me: men have their own issues, and try to blame this on "The Monthly Ovarian Fairy". This is why I am now happy, single, live alone, and have Casper the wonder cat  Besides, cats don't fart in the bed  |
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Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:52 pm |
| Ive put up with mine for 24 years on monday. If I'd shot him on sight I would be free now. I am seriously thinking about giving him the boot. |
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katie mae
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Sun Jul 11, 2004 7:16 am |
Ooohh, you go on girl! Don't you be takin no jive from the mens. I just done kicked my man out my house the other day. Oooh, I just couldn't take it no more, you know. Always lyin round not durrin nothin. Especting me to be always pickin up after his lazy ass! Honey, I done raise 19 childrens myself, I don't need one more with bad knees! Shoot! I took all his clothes and everything and done throwed it out the door. And then he be out there tryin to fight with me in the street and all. He's tryin to make me look like a damn fool out there in my beautiful turquoise mumu, and my pink fuzzy house shoes.
Shoot! Get a job fool! That what I say. These mens! It like they don't know how to act right, like they ain't been trained. Damn shame. |
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Sun Jul 11, 2004 9:18 am |
katie mae! you have raised 19 children! Gosh! were they all your own? How have you managed to keep your fantastic figure? Please share your secrets to taming men and staying such a hot sex beast! and well done to Tiontin (did I spell it right? forgive me if not) for getting you online. The world is your stage  |
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Sun Jul 11, 2004 11:17 am |
Katie mae,
oooh-wee girl! you are too funny keep your posts coming blue turquoise mumu and all!! |
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Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:11 pm |
Katie Mae, I am sooo jealous I only managed 12 children, but you'll be pleased to know I sent them out to work as soon as they could crawl. Sweeping chimneys, in the mill and a couple are down the mines.Keeps their skin nice too. No chance of sun damage underground.  How much are EDS paying you to entertain us and give us all this wonderful advice, cos it's not enough.Except don't you know we don't want to laugh cos it gives us lines. 
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katie mae
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Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:18 pm |
Hey, how y'all durrin?
Oooh honey, ain't nobody payin me nere one cent. Everybody always say "Oh Katie Mae, you so funny. How all these things always be happnin to you." Child, I don't know. Just lucky I guess. 12 childrens aint nothin to sneeze at neither. I knows with 19 it be just like feeding an army! Shoot! And I don't think 2 of thems really even mine. I thinks they belong to a neighbor lady who done moved away. Lincoln and Aloevera were out playin in the street with my little Squakeesha, and then they come inside and want a drink. So I gives them some cool aid, and I sends them home, cause I needed to go on down there to Wal Marks and gets me some pepsi cola, some turlet paper, and some of that there denture adhesives. So I piles all thems childrens in my car. At that time I was driven then a 72 gold El Dorado. Ugly ass car honey! But it held all them kids, and you won't find many that will.
And whiles we was in Wal Marks I saw this little rat lookin thing. Y'all know what a hampster is? It was just so cute, I was mesmerized daown there lookin at it. And it was $3.99! Lord, that's high for a hampster. But it was so cute I just hads to have it. Then the girl tells me I gots to put it in a cage. And I said oh, no. I's gonna let it run free. Cause I beleive in free animals, you know. So I gets it in the car, and we starts home, then I realize that Lincoln and AloeVEra be in the back seat! Girls, they done come along. Well, that there hampster be all runnin around in that car. It be all climbin up my leg, all up in there. I know they say they can't see but 3 feet in front of them. Well then it sure do got some nerve then. Cause I'm driving 70 mile an hour and this thing tryin to crawl up my dress!
So I gets it home and introduces it to the other childrens. Well, my twins, them gay boys Lamangelo and Orangelo, girls, they went to shriekin. They were all up the dining room table up there hollarin. I said don't be afraid. It aint no rat, see it don't got much of a tail onto it. Oh, but they didn't like it, they was ascared of it. So I takes it outside to puts it in the backyard. And I thought I would sets it down and it would take a nap or something. And then I proceded to drink me a 40 or two! And the next thing I looked that thing was gone. Four dollar plus tax, wasted on a hampster. So I don't know if y'all have any childrens, but they do not make a good pet. They don't mind nuthin you tell em to! They just an ignunt animal! Well, OH! So then I takes Lincoln and AloeVera backs over to my neighbor lady friends house. And they done moved and left me with these childrens! So I said, well, y'all come on over at stay at my place. I said y'all can stay here but y'all gots to get a job or somethin. I ain't no YMCA all up in here. Shoot! Then they just looks at me all funny like. I don't remember givin birth to them two, but I don't remembers a lot of things, you know. Well, I gots to get goin.
Bye y'all! |
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Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:09 pm |
| PMSL. when is your book being published and can I have a free autographed copy pleeeeaaase. |
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