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complaints sent to a council in the UK - some are a bit rude
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:27 pm      Reply with quote
The following are extracts from complaints letters received by the council from tenants;-

I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think that it was the wind the other night that blew them off.

My lavatory seat is cracked. Where do I stand?

I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

50 per cent of the walls are damp, 50 per cent have crumbling plaster and 50 per cent are plain filthy.

I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

Will you please send a man to look at my water. It is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

It's the dog mess I find hard to swallow.

Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round.

I am a single woman living downstairs. Would you do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

I have had the clerk of works down on the floor 6 times but I still have no satisfaction.

This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we can't get BBC2.

The man next door has an unsightly * spam * in his front garden.

He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just cant take it anymore.

I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his * spam * wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.

Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:31 pm      Reply with quote
OMG! I am still laughing at those! Too funny! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:17 pm      Reply with quote
LOL Laughing Thanks for the giggles.

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Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:20 pm      Reply with quote
Very cute! Laughing
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:35 pm      Reply with quote
This is the funniest thing I have seen in ages. Fantastic, thank you. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:08 pm      Reply with quote
This is soooooooooooo funny Laughing Laughing
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:07 am      Reply with quote
Too funny Laughing!
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:50 am      Reply with quote
I have seen those before but I am still sat here crying with laughter.
Thanks for posting. Bad Grin

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Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:33 pm      Reply with quote
Thanks for the laughs Emma Laughing
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:20 pm      Reply with quote
Too funny!!!
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:23 pm      Reply with quote
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:07 pm      Reply with quote
I'm glad you enjoyed them.
I've just re-read them.
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:09 pm      Reply with quote
Emma2006 wrote:


It's the dog mess I find hard to swallow.

The man next door has an unsightly * spam * in his front garden.

I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.



I love these best. Smile
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Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:22 am      Reply with quote
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:12 pm      Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing
they r hilarious!
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:19 pm      Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing LOL~~Too Funny
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