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Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:43 am |
I will seek and find you . . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
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_________________ SKIN: combination, reactive to climate changes and extremely fair. "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:51 am |
LOL you're way too funny. Got me thinking dirty for a minute there! |
_________________ 26 with dehydrated combo skin, prone to blackheads and congestions, NC20-25 |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:29 am |
Oh, aint that the truth about the flu! But ya had me fooled there too! |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:40 am |
our resident poet!!! |
_________________ Location: Denmark. Me = 32, think I'm combo without oiliness + sometimes sensitive. Have noticed that skin doesn't heal as quickly anymore and I've developed fine lines around my eyes... Hormonal breakouts which are sometimes cystic. PCOS |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:49 am |
I was enjoying that for a moment there! |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:56 am |
Just as I was starting to enjoy it too! |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:01 am |
tiger, you're such a romantic!
kiss me, you fool |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:55 am |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:58 am |
and here i thought i was going to borrow the poem and send it to my boyfriend.........haha |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:08 am |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:02 pm |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:11 pm |
Wonderful! |
_________________ Simple but No Simplier...Approaching late 20s, Normal/Combination Skin, Rarely Breakout now but have some old acne marks, sunspots, & broken caps |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:53 pm |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:13 pm |
so funny, and true! |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:30 pm |
LOL |
_________________ Global Butterfly & Certified Aromatherapist/Holisitc Therapist with a passion for travel and natural health. |
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Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:09 am |
Well I just hope the petals fall off your Valentine day roses for sucking us all in like that. |
_________________ Skin: Over 60, ex combination now sensitive, Cellcosmet |
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Mabsy
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Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:05 am |
Very funny! |
_________________ 45, NW20, combination skin |
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Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:00 am |
That is hilarious!! |
_________________ 43, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties and a pup) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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