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Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:56 am  |
My mom sends the funniest jokes! No, I'm not the redneck son btw  Hope this will put a smile on your face today! 
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down!
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
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moi: Fair skin, green eyes, dark brown hair, 20's |
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:20 pm |
| OMG that is a riot. Thanks for sharing. |
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:59 pm |
| Thought you guys would like it! I almost spit out my coffee at work several times reading it! |
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:52 pm |
| funny mom. Thanks |
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:05 pm |
LOL!! Thanks for posting this...too funny!
Mary |
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43, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties and a pup) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:48 pm |
| Too funny !! |
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:57 pm |
 Priceless!!! |
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:14 pm |
| Funny! Thanks for sharing. |
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:18 pm |
Thanks for your sharing, so I will forward to my friends. |
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:31 pm |
| That's funny. I love a good redneck joke. |
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:35 am |
| Love it !!! |
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:41 am |
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:47 pm |
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