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Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:54 pm  |
The Washcloth
This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the
week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's
office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at
9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able
to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended
that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made
an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
NEVER going back to that doctor ever!! |
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58. Fair, sensitive and dry-ish skin with freckles. UK. |
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:14 pm |
Hmmmm.........  |
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:40 pm |
| Too funny |
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:41 pm |
Life with children  |
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53 and starting to show it |
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:43 pm |
| LMAO!!!!!! |
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27, sensitive/reactive/acne prone skin, dark brown hair, blue eyes, possibly the palest woman alive... |
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:45 pm |
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Early 50s, Skin: combin.,semi-sensitive, fair with occasional breakouts, some old acne scars, freckles, under-eye wrinkles; Redhead with hazel eyes |
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:29 am |
| !!! |
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:28 am |
| Wonderful !!! |
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:57 am |
| yikes |
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:46 am |
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:42 pm |
| Hilarious! |
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40, fair skinned, dark hair, blue eyes |
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:52 am |
| OMG, how embarassing!!! but funny to hear! |
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:16 am |
| I just spit my coffee all over the keyboard!!! |
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43, Confirmed desert rat (Scottsdale, AZ), animal lover (3 kitties and a pup) and hopeless product junkie (I blame EDS...lol!) |
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