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Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:29 am  |
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:48 pm |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:51 pm |
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Wildflower, those numbers need to be adjusted. I am informed (and not just by DH) that, at 56, I'm still very much like France. |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:55 pm |
| ditto Ari in spite of what my profile says. |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:57 pm |
| Arielle wrote: |
| wildflower wrote: |
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Wildflower, those numbers need to be adjusted. I am informed (and not just by DH) that, at 56, I'm still very much like France. |
Yup they definitely need to be adjusted. I know a few people in their 30s who would fall into the age 70 category.  I think I'd prefer to stay a mix of Africa and India. I like the heat. LOL And age is just a number afterall!  |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:58 pm |
Sounds like something written by a man - and not a very kind one at that  |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:33 pm |
[quote="lorisu"]Sounds like something written by a man - and not a very kind one at that [/quote]
I think so too. |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:33 pm |
| lorisu wrote: |
| Sounds like something written by a man - and not a very kind one at that |
I got this from a guy friend. I just shook my head. Guys are so focused on sex. |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:54 pm |
| According to this it's over at 41. I would like to see the face of the person who wrote this, obviously a man IMO. |
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:03 pm |
| Yeah, I am really not a fan of this, and it doesn't sound like something a woman would write about herself. Plus isn't a woman's sexual peak in her like 40's? |
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:06 pm |
| gigiab6 wrote: |
| Yeah, I am really not a fan of this, and it doesn't sound like something a woman would write about herself. Plus isn't a woman's sexual peak in her like 40's? |
I thought it was 35 or so. |
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:10 pm |
| lorisu wrote: |
| Sounds like something written by a man - and not a very kind one at that |
agree! |
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