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Sun Jul 04, 2004 1:34 am  |
After woorm diets, placenta creams, amniotic fluid toners and smeg skin boosters, I think we should have a thread for the weird and maybe wonderful. Couldn't put it in reviews as I have no intention of actually trying any of it... Well, I might, if you promise me it works!  |
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Sun Jul 04, 2004 4:13 am |
I'm almost (well not almost... I AM) ashamed to admit this but a few years back I bought my mum the Rejuvenique mask a.k.a. "Freddy vs Jason Hockey Mask". Had I read this http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/rejuvenique.htm and had I seen the actual pics of it I probably would have just laughed and kept looking for some other ridiculous thing.
I can't tell if it works though. It scares the hell out of my dad so mum's only ever used it a few times. It's gathering dust under her bed and probably no longer works anyway 
What was I thinking??!!  |
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Sun Jul 04, 2004 12:11 pm |
OMG! that's terrifying!  and it didn't even work???
Personally I'm going to try and explore the benefits of smeg, especially as it's the body's own natural lubricant. I think it's going to have to be one of those things like drinking your own pee, that is one has to harvest it from ones own body  ...still, shoul help with the old quality control worry  |
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Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:35 pm |
[quote="guapagirl"]OMG!
Personally I'm going to try and explore the benefits of smeg[/i], especially as it's the body's own natural lubricant.
 I [i]think I know what you're trying to abbreviate, and have never heard of using that for anything ... nourishing. Nasty!
Here's something funny: at almost 30, I have been asked several times in the past few months for ID when buying liquor. Feels good, considering that the drinking age in Canada is 19. |
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Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:16 am |
| hey don't knock smegma, it's the 'body's natural lubricant' and apparantly the human race would cease to exist without it! can't think of it as being any grosser than placenta or urine. I think I would have to be assured that it was fresh though and not been collecting for 2 weeks <gag> |
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Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:38 pm |
| tIME FOR A NEW THREAD. |
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Thu Jul 08, 2004 1:02 pm |
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Sat Jul 17, 2004 7:41 am |
Hey girls,
What is smeg and what is it supposed to do for your skin? |
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Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:01 am |
smegma is the bodies own natural lubricant
this is a good site for the details about what it actually is...
http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm
but the site neglects to mention that it's also produced by women. I've been using my own and I have seen a definite improvement on the lines under my cheek bones |
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Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:45 am |
:-&
Damn! The puke emoticon is STILL not working.... Um, what I mean to say is... um.... "glad to hear it's working for you dear" 
ps. Perhaps you should put a warning next to that link or just tell people to google? |
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Sun Jul 18, 2004 6:15 am |
Eeeeewwww! Please tell me you are joking! Just as I clicked on that link I took a sip of coffee. I almost threw up right on the keyboard! 
Everybody musn't produce this - I know if I saw something like that coming out of me, I'd be at the doctor quicker than you could say hypochondria!
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Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:56 am |
I think that that site is sponsored by the circumcision lobby as in all my years, I've NEVER seen one like that, even when we were squatting and they turned the water off
But yes pbsadhaka, you too produce it and you'd surely know if you didn't, I mean do you like a dry crispy lettuce? |
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Tue Aug 10, 2004 9:19 pm |
OK, now I've learned something I truly did not know. And I'm not sure I wanted to know. javascript:emoticon('')
| guapagirl wrote: |
smegma is the bodies own natural lubricant
this is a good site for the details about what it actually is...
http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm
but the site neglects to mention that it's also produced by women. I've been using my own and I have seen a definite improvement on the lines under my cheek bones |
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Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:48 am |
I am too scared to click on the sight as I am at work and I'm still in the dark about what smeg is!
Can someone explain in a sort of niceish way |
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Wed Aug 11, 2004 7:08 am |
| there is no nice way to describe you have to click on site. seeing is disbelieving. its yukkkk |
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Thu Aug 12, 2004 4:47 am |
| littlebo wrote: |
| Can someone explain in a sort of niceish way |
Not really |
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:12 am |
| guapagirl wrote: |
smegma is the bodies own natural lubricant
this is a good site for the details about what it actually is...
http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm
but the site neglects to mention that it's also produced by women. I've been using my own and I have seen a definite improvement on the lines under my cheek bones |
Soooo Guapagirl just stumbled across this ancient thread and am sort of wondering if you've got an update on this one  |
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:21 am |
*sits patiently waiting for guapagirl to post*
*sips cup of tepid pee, hopefully*
*ignores white crusts forming on cheekbones* |
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:37 am |
| Catski........ the horrible thing is, I can actually picture it! Shhhudddder!! |
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:37 am |
Can I ask how on earth did you stumble on this thread 
Well Liz
are you still using |
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:39 am |
Hmmm - I wondered who resurrected this thread... shoulda known, lol.
The smeg thing was just gross. Natural, um, yea ok. So are boogers, but I'm not puttin' THAT on my face! (well, intentionally...lol) |
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:01 am |
well folk put snail slime on their faces! and I'm 76 I'll have you know!
Aaahhhhhh, the good old days |
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:08 am |
Nothin pretty about that .... but do tell us if it really works Liz 
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:09 am |
| guapagirl wrote: |
well folk put snail slime on their faces! and I'm 76 I'll have you know!
Aaahhhhhh, the good old days |
You actively managed to fail to answer the question Guapa!!!! Spill... are you still "doing it" and if so - hows it going? and if you're not ... er...why? |
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:12 am |
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Can I ask how on earth did you stumble on this thread
Well Liz
are you still using |
I was checking some product or other in the EDS shop and scrolled down, you know EDS has links to the forum with some text, and whatever it said caught my interest and I clicked in and was pleasantly surprised to find such a personal and amuseing thread from the good old says  |
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Location: Denmark. Me = 32, think I'm combo without oiliness + sometimes sensitive. Have noticed that skin doesn't heal as quickly anymore and I've developed fine lines around my eyes... Hormonal breakouts which are sometimes cystic. PCOS |
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