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enjoys freebies · Sun Jul 04, 2004 1:34 am Quote

After woorm diets, placenta creams, amniotic fluid toners and smeg skin boosters, I think we should have a thread for the weird and maybe wonderful. Couldn't put it in reviews as I have no intention of actually trying any of it... Well, I might, if you promise me it works! Laughing

Sun Jul 04, 2004 4:13 am Quote

I'm almost (well not almost... I AM) ashamed to admit this but a few years back I bought my mum the Rejuvenique mask a.k.a. "Freddy vs Jason Hockey Mask". Had I read this http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/rejuvenique.htm and had I seen the actual pics of it I probably would have just laughed and kept looking for some other ridiculous thing.

I can't tell if it works though. It scares the hell out of my dad so mum's only ever used it a few times. It's gathering dust under her bed and probably no longer works anyway Rolling Eyes

What was I thinking??!! Brick wall

enjoys freebies · Sun Jul 04, 2004 12:11 pm Quote

OMG! that's terrifying! rofl

and it didn't even work???
Personally I'm going to try and explore the benefits of smeg, especially as it's the body's own natural lubricant. I think it's going to have to be one of those things like drinking your own pee, that is one has to harvest it from ones own body Neutral

...still, shoul help with the old quality control worry Very Happy

Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:35 pm Quote

[quote="guapagirl"]OMG! rofl

Personally I'm going to try and explore the benefits of smeg[/i], especially as it's the body's own natural lubricant.

Embarassed

I [i]think I know what you're trying to abbreviate, and have never heard of using that for anything ... nourishing. Nasty!

Here's something funny: at almost 30, I have been asked several times in the past few months for ID when buying liquor. Feels good, considering that the drinking age in Canada is 19.

enjoys freebies · Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:16 am Quote

hey don't knock smegma, it's the 'body's natural lubricant' and apparantly the human race would cease to exist without it! can't think of it as being any grosser than placenta or urine. I think I would have to be assured that it was fresh though and not been collecting for 2 weeks <gag>

enjoys freebies · Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:38 pm Quote

tIME FOR A NEW THREAD.

enjoys freebies · Thu Jul 08, 2004 1:02 pm Quote

chicken

enjoys freebies · Sat Jul 17, 2004 7:41 am Quote

Hey girls,
What is smeg and what is it supposed to do for your skin?

enjoys freebies · Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:01 am Quote

smegma is the bodies own natural lubricant

this is a good site for the details about what it actually is...
http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm

but the site neglects to mention that it's also produced by women. I've been using my own and I have seen a definite improvement on the lines under my cheek bones Very Happy

Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:45 am Quote

:-&

Damn! The puke emoticon is STILL not working.... Um, what I mean to say is... um.... "glad to hear it's working for you dear" Angel

ps. Perhaps you should put a warning next to that link or just tell people to google? Laughing

enjoys freebies · Sun Jul 18, 2004 6:15 am Quote

Eeeeewwww! Please tell me you are joking! Just as I clicked on that link I took a sip of coffee. I almost threw up right on the keyboard! Shock

Everybody musn't produce this - I know if I saw something like that coming out of me, I'd be at the doctor quicker than you could say hypochondria!
BLAH!

enjoys freebies · Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:56 am Quote

I think that that site is sponsored by the circumcision lobby as in all my years, I've NEVER seen one like that, even when we were squatting and they turned the water off Laughing

But yes pbsadhaka, you too produce it and you'd surely know if you didn't, I mean do you like a dry crispy lettuce? Embarassed

Tue Aug 10, 2004 9:19 pm Quote

OK, now I've learned something I truly did not know. And I'm not sure I wanted to know. javascript:emoticon(' Embarassed

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guapagirl wrote:

smegma is the bodies own natural lubricant

this is a good site for the details about what it actually is...
http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm

but the site neglects to mention that it's also produced by women. I've been using my own and I have seen a definite improvement on the lines under my cheek bones Very Happy

enjoys freebies · Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:48 am Quote

I am too scared to click on the sight as I am at work and I'm still in the dark about what smeg is! Embarassed

Can someone explain in a sort of niceish way Very Happy

enjoys freebies · Wed Aug 11, 2004 7:08 am Quote

there is no nice way to describe you have to click on site. seeing is disbelieving. its yukkkk Rolling Eyes

Thu Aug 12, 2004 4:47 am Quote

littlebo wrote:

Can someone explain in a sort of niceish way Very Happy

Not really Embarassed

enjoys freebies · Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:12 am Quote

guapagirl wrote:

smegma is the bodies own natural lubricant

this is a good site for the details about what it actually is...
http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm

but the site neglects to mention that it's also produced by women. I've been using my own and I have seen a definite improvement on the lines under my cheek bones Very Happy

Soooo Guapagirl Laughing

just stumbled across this ancient thread and am sort of wondering if you've got an update on this one Razz

enjoys freebies · Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:21 am Quote

*sits patiently waiting for guapagirl to post*

*sips cup of tepid pee, hopefully*

*ignores white crusts forming on cheekbones*

enjoys freebies · Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:37 am Quote

Catski........ rofl

the horrible thing is, I can actually picture it! Shhhudddder!!

enjoys freebies · Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:37 am Quote

Can I ask how on earth did you stumble on this thread Question

Well Liz
are you still using Question

enjoys freebies · Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:39 am Quote

Hmmm - I wondered who resurrected this thread... shoulda known, lol.

The smeg thing was just gross. Natural, um, yea ok. So are boogers, but I'm not puttin' THAT on my face! (well, intentionally...lol)

enjoys freebies · Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:01 am Quote

well folk put snail slime on their faces! and I'm 76 I'll have you know!

Aaahhhhhh, the good old days Very Happy

enjoys freebies · Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:08 am Quote

Nothin pretty about that .... but do tell us if it really works Liz Smile

enjoys freebies · Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:09 am Quote

guapagirl wrote:

well folk put snail slime on their faces! and I'm 76 I'll have you know!

Aaahhhhhh, the good old days Very Happy

You actively managed to fail to answer the question Guapa!!!! Spill... are you still "doing it" and if so - hows it going? Very Happy

and if you're not ... er...why? Laughing

enjoys freebies · Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:12 am Quote

loopylori wrote:

Can I ask how on earth did you stumble on this thread Question

Well Liz
are you still using Question

I was checking some product or other in the EDS shop and scrolled down, you know EDS has links to the forum with some text, and whatever it said caught my interest and I clicked in and was pleasantly surprised to find such a personal and amuseing thread from the good old says Wink

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