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Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:46 pm  |
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. |
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:56 pm |
 sad thing is its all TRUE!!! |
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:08 pm |
| I second that one Mel. |
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:55 pm |
| Yepper. And I have a question for anyone who just might have the answer: Why is it that most men feel "women's work" (i.e., cooking, laundry) is emasculating and far beneath them? Seems to me if you need a woman to feed and dress ya, you're not the superior sex in any way, shape or form? I mean, after all, we have to do that for our babies too, right? |
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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh Crap, She's up!" Unknown |
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:56 pm |
| Good point Ari. |
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:16 pm |
| or you could do what I did, I asked new hubby (now ex) if he had any idea how to work the stove , we ate out all the time after that one!!!!!!! |
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:19 pm |
| Mel, that is too funny. |
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:21 pm |
Nah, I like hauling out that question periodically. Not with Dale, of course. He does the vacuuming, the dusting and the dishes. I've got a good one--he's da bestest!
But, the guys I used to work with got that question all the time. The one D used to get involved the porcelain appliance in the bathroom. The question is: If you people can't hit a hole that large, why are there so many people in the world? |
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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh Crap, She's up!" Unknown |
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:22 pm |
| That's too funnY! Thanks for sharing! |
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:52 pm |
Arielle,
I often wonder the same thing but never heard it put so well. |
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24, fair skin with larger pores, occasional acne and experiencing the first signs of aging--aagh eye crinkles! |
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