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Caspers Mum
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:00 pm  |
Just when you thought you'd seen everything: the ass bra!
http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/08/this_ass_bra_is_sure_to_solve.html
I reckon that there's a more indulgent, fun way of getting a "shapelier" rear: copious amounts of ice cream, chips, and cookies. Regretfully, "shape" distribution may not be limited to one's rear only! **sigh!**
What's next? Scrotum-lifting "manties" for men? You know: for when a dude just needs that little extra "oompfh"? Cisco Adler: would be a perfect candidate. (don't ask. You don't wanna know. Really.) |
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:08 am |
| These are the funniest thing I ever saw. They had these on the Today Show months ago, along with ones that have "pads" in them, if you need to "have a butt". These to me would make any person look like they had a J. LO booty, and I am not sure that look is good on everyone. What will they come up with next? |
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:48 pm |
| Caspers Mum wrote: |
What's next? Scrotum-lifting "manties" for men? You know: for when a dude just needs that little extra "oompfh"? Cisco Adler: would be a perfect candidate. (don't ask. You don't wanna know. Really.) |
Ahhhh.. I also had the misfortune of seeing those infamous Cisco Adler pics. Kind of puts my slightly sagging lower face in perspective ... or not  |
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:08 pm |
Hilarious!
Talk about suffering for the sake of beauty...  What a contraption! |
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:41 pm |
Hahahaha -- my boyfriend just happened to glance over at my screen while I had that link open, and he was traumatized by the picture. S-E-X-Y. I threatened to start wearing one just to get him to help me clean.  |
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:39 pm |
| ginnielizz wrote: |
| Hahahaha -- my boyfriend just happened to glance over at my screen while I had that link open, and he was traumatized by the picture. S-E-X-Y. I threatened to start wearing one just to get him to help me clean. |
Just don't bend over to pick anything up when he's *behind* you... ... |
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:02 am |
| Just the title of this thread sounded painful |
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:20 pm |
| Caspers Mum wrote: |
| What's next? Scrotum-lifting "manties" for men? You know: for when a dude just needs that little extra "oompfh"? Cisco Adler: would be a perfect candidate. (don't ask. You don't wanna know. Really.) |
Ick. Or Jack Black's character in "Margot at the Wedding", observing himself in the mirror!
:P blech! |
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:39 pm |
Imagine wearing that funny underwear and walking around with such a nice looking butt. Then you meet a man and he realizes wow, he's been fooled. I don't believe in these body enhancement products unless it is truly necessary. Some people have gone through a cesarean procedure in which they purchase underwear that help flatten their tummy so that their clothes fit better.
Other then that try to eat well and exercise. |
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Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:22 pm |
| Caspers Mum wrote: |
Just when you thought you'd seen everything: the ass bra!
http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/08/this_ass_bra_is_sure_to_solve.html
I reckon that there's a more indulgent, fun way of getting a "shapelier" rear: copious amounts of ice cream, chips, and cookies. Regretfully, "shape" distribution may not be limited to one's rear only! **sigh!**
What's next? Scrotum-lifting "manties" for men? You know: for when a dude just needs that little extra "oompfh"? Cisco Adler: would be a perfect candidate. (don't ask. You don't wanna know. Really.) |
OMG Hilarious!!!!
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Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:57 am |
| Caspers Mum wrote: |
| What's next? Scrotum-lifting "manties" for men? You know: for when a dude just needs that little extra "oompfh"? Cisco Adler: would be a perfect candidate. (don't ask. You don't wanna know. Really.) |
They're here!! An Australian manufacturer is now making underwear and bathers for men that have in-built support to make their "package" look bigger !! They're called Ausiebum. |
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:24 pm |
Thanks for this HUGE laugh...
Now... you may have asked What's next... but I'll tell you...
Men have to wear what's called a Dance Belt in the world of ballet. Keeps everything in place while wearing tights, and perhaps little else. AND.... They do come with varying degrees of padding!!!! Nothing is original anymore... LOL! |
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:04 pm |
| ClaudiaFE wrote: |
Thanks for this HUGE laugh...
Now... you may have asked What's next... but I'll tell you...
Men have to wear what's called a Dance Belt in the world of ballet. Keeps everything in place while wearing tights, and perhaps little else. AND.... They do come with varying degrees of padding!!!! Nothing is original anymore... LOL! |
LMAO |
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:02 pm |
| Sophias1920 wrote: |
Imagine wearing that funny underwear and walking around with such a nice looking butt. Then you meet a man and he realizes wow, he's been fooled. I don't believe in these body enhancement products unless it is truly necessary. Some people have gone through a cesarean procedure in which they purchase underwear that help flatten their tummy so that their clothes fit better.
Other then that try to eat well and exercise. |
I once read a really funny poem written about this. It was about ladies in the Middle Ages (not middle aged) who had all sorts of false things to make themselves look better including mouseskin/hair eyebrows because the lead in their face powder made their hair fall out. It was called something like "The Lady's Dressing Room." |
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